Saturday, December 27, 2008
Hip Buzz
Grant Barrett is a lexicographer specializing in slang and new words. He is a co-host of the public radio program “A Way With Words” and head of the New Words Committee of the American Dialect Society. Here are some of the words he tracked this year.
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
More Bacon!
What is my fascination with bacon? I think it can only be that it is proof that somewhere someone is grossly more inured to death by food than am I. What are the chances of that? Yet they exist!!
Credit: Deusdiabolus
Monday, December 22, 2008
Who Gets the Controls?
A brain chip to stimulate orgasms? The sex chip, as it's been dubbed, would stimulate a part of the brain called the orbitofrontal cortex. Researchers say a workable implant for stimulating orgasms is said to be a decade away because for now the surgery is too crude and intrusive.
"When the technology is improved, we can use deep brain stimulation in many new areas," said researcher Tipu Aziz of Oxford. "It will be more subtle, with more control over the power so you may be able to turn the chip on and off when needed."
When needed? Sounds subjective.
Credit: Live Science
Sunday, December 21, 2008
The Last Crumb
MANSFIELD, Texas—A school bus driver in Texas has been accused of brandishing a knife and threatening to cut three sixth-graders who left Oreo crumbs on a seat.
Officials say police confiscated a pocket knife from 66-year-old William Allen on Friday in Mansfield. He was taken into custody on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
Two students told their parents Allen removed them from the bus Wednesday at Mary Orr Intermediate School. They say he threatened to cut their wrists if they didn't admit to spilling crumbs.
Credit: Deadbrain
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Saturday, December 13, 2008
OH! Hi Kathy!
A medical examiner's office in Michigan has canceled public school tours after a high school group watched the autopsy of a 14-year-old girl from their district. The Detroit News reports Monday that Oakland County officials decided to stop the tours in Pontiac after they were contacted by the girl's parents, who were very upset about the March tour. Mike Zehnder, the county's director of public services, says it was "a poor decision" to let the tour go on.
Credit: Quiddity
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Public Service Announcement
Caveat Emptor. This is without a doubt the worst pizza ever created. Think of it as Limburger bread pudding. It has undertones of old tennis shoes and a vivid presentation of the worst blend of spices ever to grace bread. I actually ate TWO yes TWO pieces in a fit of self-loathing and disbelief. Do not try this at home.
Chip Truck Jousting
S.C. Highway Patrol Lance Cpl. Sonny Collins said the delivery truck driver who was northbound was not able to stop in time to stop for a car in his lane that was about to make a turn.
In order to avoid the car, the driver swerved to the southbound lane and hit the other Frito Lay truck nearly head on.
Credit: Uniquedaily.com
Saturday, November 29, 2008
If It Looks Like a Quack, Duck!
clipped from scienceblogs.com
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Thursday, November 27, 2008
Norman Corwin - Poet for All Ages
ON A NOTE OF TRIUMPH (Prayer)
Lord God of trajectory and blast
Whose terrible sword has laid open the serpent
So it withers in the sun for the just to see,
Sheathe now the swift avenging blade with the names of nations writ on it,
And assist in the preparation of the ploughshare.
Lord God of fresh bread and tranquil mornings,
Who walks in the circuit of heaven among the worthy,
Deliver notice to the fallen young men
That tokens of orange juice and a whole egg appear now before the hungry children;
That night again falls cooling on the earth as quietly as when it leaves your hand;
That Freedom has withstood the tyrant like a Malta in a hostile sea,
And that the soul of man is surely a Sevastopol which goes down hard and leaps from ruin quickly.
Lord God of the topcoat and the living wage
Who has furred the fox against the time of winter
And stored provender of bees in summer's brightest places,
Do bring sweet influences to bear upon the assembly line:
Accept the smoke of the mill town among the accredited clouds of the sky:
Fend from the wind with a house and hedge, him whom you made in your image,
And permit him to pick of the tree and the flock
That he may eat today without fear of tomorrow
And clothe himself with dignity in December.
Lord God of test-tube and blueprint
Who jointed molecules of dust and shook them till their name was Adam,
Who taught worms and stars how they could live together,
Appear now among the parliaments of conquerors and give instruction to their schemes:
Measure out new liberties so none shall suffer for his father's color or the credo of his choice:
Post proofs that brotherhood is not so wild a dream as those who profit by postponing it pretend:
Sit at the treaty table and convoy the hopes of the little peoples through expected straits,
And press into the final seal a sign that peace will come for longer than posterities can see ahead,
That man unto his fellow man shall be a friend forever.
This was the only prayer in my only sermon delivered at the height of the Vietnam War. It works as well now, I think, when we are once again in tatters as a nation.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Monday, November 24, 2008
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Top Ten Irritating Expressions
1 - At the end of the day
2 - Fairly unique
3 - I personally
4 - At this moment in time
5 - With all due respect
6 - Absolutely
7 - It's a nightmare
8 - Shouldn't of
9 - 24/7
10 - It's not rocket science
A Damp Squid: The English Language Laid Bare
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Amazing 3D Street Art
Kurt Wenner
Kurt Wenner's ability to transform Renaissance classicism into 3D street art is unparalleled and has made him the top anamorphic street painting artist of our time. Kurt aims to reinvent classicism for a new age, bringing his talent for realism to the streets, literally, having invented a pictorial geometry that corrects the specific distortion caused by viewing his street paintings at an oblique angle. A former NASA illustrator, Kurt has had his work featured in a lengthy list of articles, television features, ads, and documentaries.
Credit: Amazing Facts
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Why Bad Hair Days Are So Common
"Humans, birds and reptiles have a common ancestor that goes back some 300 million years, said researcher Leopold Eckhart of the Medical University of Vienna in Austria....the common ancestor of reptiles and mammals likely had genes for making keratin proteins, the building blocks of hair, though these proteins were used for claws not hair."
Credit: Live Science
Monday, November 10, 2008
Sunday, November 9, 2008
McCain Lies to Vets
His most egregious lies concern his support for veterans. McCain, in fact, has consistently voted against benefits for veterans during his political career while continuing to put them at risk in ill-conceived wars. John McCain is a self-serving liar whose duplicity poses a continuing threat to all veterans.
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Friday, November 7, 2008
Yes We Are!
I've been quoting this for the last eight years but failed to watch it again. It is fresher today than ever before.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Friday, October 31, 2008
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Target = Tu et Moi ? No Way!
MCCAIN: Well, in our nation's capital and New York City. I've seen it. I've lived there. I know the town. I know-- I know what a lot of these elitists are. The ones that she Palin) never went to a cocktail party with in Georgetown. I'll be very frank with you. Who think that they can dictate what they believe to America rather than let Americans decide for themselves.
ZUZU at Shakesville: Hey, John -- since Al-Qaeda's endorsing you and all, do you think you could have a word with them and let them know that DC and New York aren't actually the "real America" after all, and if they have any plans to attack America again, that "real America" is located in places like Sedona and Wasilla?
Much obliged.
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
I Gotya Democracy Right Here, Punk
Signs of Fascism:
1. Powerful and continuing expressions of nationalism
2. Identification of enemies as a unifying cause
3. The supremacy of the military/avid militarism
4. A controlled mass media
5. Obsession with national security
6. Religion and ruling elite tied together
7. Power of corporations protected
8. Power of labor suppressed or eliminated
9. Obsession with crime and punishment
10. Rampant cronyism and corruption
Thanks, Bro!
What I've Been Thinking
...Schools tend to mistake good behavior for good character. What they prize above all else is docility, suggestibility; the child who will do as he is told; or even better, the child who will do what is wanted without even having to be told. They value most in children what children least value in themselves. - John Holt in How Children Fail - Thank you, BoingBoing!
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Reconfigurable 3-D Spider Animation
This flash is seriously awesome. I encourage arachnophobes not to abandon it too quickly. Spider Animation
Thank you, BoingBoing!
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Friday, September 5, 2008
60's TV Sign Off
Unbelievable! I memorized this sign off when I was a child and still regurgitate it occasionally, albeit inaccurately, when the moment is right.
Thank you, BoingBoing!
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
That's A VERY Big Gun Mr. Sheriff - Can I Have it?
The sheriff of Richmond County in South Carolina has the brain of Miss Teen South Carolina. This is their new swat team vehicle. I'm not kidding.
What the heck do they drink down there?
Thank you, BoingBoing!
Monday, September 1, 2008
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Friday, August 22, 2008
McCain Thinks/Knows We're Stupid
I found this dandy little chart to be extremely illustrative of a point I've been making for several decades. Republicans have consistently relied on voters to respond favorably to their ad hominum attacks on intelligent candidates (they are out of touch) and general fear-mongering (the rest of the world is out to get us and we must respond militarily). All of this while they denuded the very fabric of security that would keep people from being susceptible to this bullshit at the onset. In the Bush era, Republicans have been tantamount to rapists. Screwing the poor is sport to them - they have no shame.
- From current.... blog.
Saturday, August 9, 2008
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