I Gotya Democracy Right Here, Punk

Signs of Fascism:

1. Powerful and continuing expressions of nationalism
2. Identification of enemies as a unifying cause
3. The supremacy of the military/avid militarism
4. A controlled mass media
5. Obsession with national security
6. Religion and ruling elite tied together
7. Power of corporations protected
8. Power of labor suppressed or eliminated
9. Obsession with crime and punishment
10. Rampant cronyism and corruption

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What I've Been Thinking

...Schools tend to mistake good behavior for good character. What they prize above all else is docility, suggestibility; the child who will do as he is told; or even better, the child who will do what is wanted without even having to be told. They value most in children what children least value in themselves. - John Holt in How Children Fail - Thank you, BoingBoing!

Served at a Google Cafeteria

Uh huh. Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheeseburgers. They're real. People ate them.

Reconfigurable 3-D Spider Animation

This flash is seriously awesome. I encourage arachnophobes not to abandon it too quickly. Spider Animation

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Small Town Values from the Nook!

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60's TV Sign Off

High Flight
by John Gillespie McGee

Unbelievable! I memorized this sign off when I was a child and still regurgitate it occasionally, albeit inaccurately, when the moment is right.

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I Can't Wait to Bag Me Some Pork!

The Sarah Palin Digest - Everything you want to know. (I recommend small doses to avoid nausea.)

I've Brought This Back for the Last Time!

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That's A VERY Big Gun Mr. Sheriff - Can I Have it?

The sheriff of Richmond County in South Carolina has the brain of Miss Teen South Carolina. This is their new swat team vehicle. I'm not kidding.

What the heck do they drink down there?
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I Understand

Thank you, Dark Roasted Blend.